wanna be more than you're thinkin' of

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

You spelled “suck” wrong.

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i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

• why is being alive so suck
• why is being alive suck
• why is suck
• suck is being alive so expensive
• why suck so expensive

?????

 

+ 196428

bohemea:

Kristen Bell in Reefer Madness

floppycat:

laughingsquid:

Art Student Freaks Out & Destroys Her Painting After a Critique

me

acowardlylion:

first date questions

+ 0

I just want you to know, if I’ve ever sent you an ask I think you’re cute

+ 0

lizzlemcguizzle:

i take you to the candy shop

panicatthepeterick:

I’ve learned 99% of of my big words from Panic! At The Disco.

+ 158

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

+ 36278

epiicer:

If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife

+ 36809

awayed:

my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so

jesussbabymomma:

kornhub:

jesussbabymomma:

im supposed to be doing an 8 paragraph essay on what caused the great depression 

Sounds like this homework is causing your Great Depression

+ 486

danielrain77:

kahtiihma:

the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE 

BRILLIANT THANK YOU

I’m so glad somebody fucking put an end to that analogy.

oh. ya. i get it now. sorry everyone.