Kristen Bell in Reefer Madness
Anonymous: Are you straight? ;)
mhm ;D (unless we’re talking band members, then i’m flaming as FUCK)
I just want you to know, if I’ve ever sent you an ask I think you’re cute
I’ve learned 99% of of my big words from Panic! At The Disco.
MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so
the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE
BRILLIANT THANK YOU
I’m so glad somebody fucking put an end to that analogy.
oh. ya. i get it now. sorry everyone.